In 1989 a school bully called SAFM’s Craig Annis a KnobJockey. He was right. Fat, with comb-over hair, reading Noddy: Craig deserved every beating! Has he changed? A roller-coaster variety hour of standup, song, eavesdropping, cake, puppet-loving and abundant stupidity.

ADELAIDE TOWN HALL – DAVID SPENCE ROOM

24 Feb – 3 Mar 7:30pm

Tickets $15 - $20

CRAIG ANNIS IS A KNOB JOCKEY

“Stick & Stones May Break My Bones But Names May Make Me Write a Fringe Show About You...”

Were you a fat kid?

Did your Mum dress you like a nerd?

Was your favorite book 'Noddy'?

The only person to answer 'yes' to all three of these questions is Craig Annis: Knob Jockey.

Heard on SAFM's Hayley, Craig & Rabbit', seen on TV's Blue Heelers (Seven), Newstopia (SBS) and Bed Of Roses (ABC), Craig gets back to his live performance routes with his debut show at the Adelaide Fringe Festival.

Craig Annis was the sort of kid who deserved to be bullied. I mean, who really thinks that green and gold braces are cool? Did anyone else write poetry for their imaginary girlfriends? Was your first kiss with a puppet? Welcome to the awesome world of Craig Annis.

Through stand-up, stunts, song and story Craig takes us on a roller-coaster variety hour that includes puppet-loving, eavesdropping on a first date, a marriage registry not to be missed and cake. Everyone loves cake.

If you were picked last for sports or spent your lunch times in the library then come and celebrate your misfortune with Craig. If you were a bully then also come to the show. It's all good, we forgive you... Just drink this...

Plus! Everyone who comes gets a special surprise - Even though that sounds like a creepy invitation, it's not... And anyone who read it aloud to you with a creepy voice... Sell their ticket...

"...A Corker" Sydney Morning Herald

"...Energetically Up-front..." The Australian

Adelaide wakes up to Craig Annis every morning on SAFM’S Breakfast show. He’s a trained actor from VCA in Victoria having worked with the likes of John Wood, Geoffrey Rush, Asher Keddie and Shaun Micallef. Craig also performs stand-up comedy in Adelaide and Melbourne. He wasn’t lying about the cake either!